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You Might Be Drunk - Tall
$28.99
Size Guide
Read It Twice
If the lettering looks like it is moving, the shirt has already made its point.
Why You'll Wear It
- Bold sans-serif phrase stacked with fading layers
- Double-vision blur that forces a second look
- High-contrast white and grey on black
Fabric & Fit
- Port & Company Tall Core Cotton Tee, 5.4 oz/yd²
- 100% cotton in solid colors
- Rib knit collar with back neck tape that holds its shape
- Tear-away label, so nothing scratches the back of your neck
- Cut longer in the body and sleeve for height, not just width
- Sizes LT through 3XLT
- Direct-to-film (DTF) printed graphic — durable, slightly raised, and resistant to cracking or fading
- Distressed, worn-in print finish
Sizing: classic tall fit that runs true to size. Built for 6'1" and up — roughly two inches more body length and sleeve than a regular tee at the same chest.
Size Chart
| Size | Chest (laid flat) | Body length | Sleeve length | Fits chest |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| LT | 22" | 33" | 20¾" | 41–43" |
| XLT | 24" | 34" | 21¾" | 44–46" |
| 2XLT | 26" | 35" | 22¾" | 47–49" |
| 3XLT | 28" | 36" | 23¾" | 50–53" |
Measured in inches with the shirt laid flat. Chest is one side only, measured an inch below the armhole — double it for the full chest measurement. Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Allow up to an inch of variance.
How to pick: use the Fits chest column — measure under your arms around the fullest part of your chest, arms down, tape level.
Care
Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.
Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on orders over $65. Ships in 3–5 business days, arrives in 5–7. 30-day returns.
An opening line that does the work for you. Sizes LT through 3XLT from Reborn XII.