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You Might Be Drunk - Hoodie
$42.99
Size Guide
Heavyweight fleece hoodie, true to size. Measured laid flat.
- S — 20" width / 27" length
- M — 22" width / 28" length
- L — 24" width / 29" length
- XL — 26" width / 30" length
- 2XL — 28" width / 31" length
- 3XL — 30" width / 32" length
Between sizes or want a roomier fit? Size up.
Read It Twice
If the lettering looks like it is moving, the shirt has already made its point.
Why You'll Wear It
- Bold sans-serif phrase stacked with fading layers
- Heavyweight fleece that holds up to a real winter
- Double-vision blur that forces a second look
- High-contrast white and grey on black
Fabric & Fit
- Heavyweight fleece, 8.25 oz/yd² (280 gsm), 30-single 3-end
- 70% cotton / 30% polyester in solid colors; heathers are 52% cotton / 48% polyester
- Under 5% shrinkage, so it holds its shape wash after wash
- Three-panel fleece-lined hood with a dyed-to-match drawcord
- Kangaroo pouch pocket, 95/5 ribbed cuffs and hem
- Double-needle stitched seams and a tear-away label
- Sizes S through 3XL
- Direct-to-film (DTF) printed graphic — durable, slightly raised, and resistant to cracking or fading
- Distressed, worn-in print finish
Size Chart
Measured in inches with the hoodie laid flat. Width is one side only — double it for the full chest measurement. Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow up to an inch of variance.
Sizing: retail fit that runs true to size. Layering over a tee? Consider sizing up.
Care
Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.
Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on orders over $65. Ships in 3–5 business days, arrives in 5–7. 30-day returns.
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