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Fucough - Hi Vis
$25.99
Size Guide
Softstyle ring-spun cotton tee, true to size. Measured laid flat, chest = width x2.
- S — 18" chest / 28" length
- M — 20" chest / 29¼" length
- L — 22" chest / 30¼" length
- XL — 24" chest / 31¼" length
- 2XL — 26" chest / 32½" length
- 3XL — 28" chest / 33½" length
Between sizes or want a roomier fit? Size up.
Allergic To The Nonsense
A cough, a punchline, and a very clear boundary. High-visibility color so nobody misses it.
Why You'll Wear It
- Silhouette caught mid-cough with expressive action lines
- Reads FUCOUGH up top, allergic to your BS below
- Solid black type against high-visibility green
Fabric & Fit
- High-visibility safety color built to be seen on a job site
- Short sleeve crew neck with taped neck and shoulders
- Preshrunk cotton-rich jersey that holds up to repeated washing
- Sizes S through 3XL
- Direct-to-film (DTF) printed graphic — durable, slightly raised, and resistant to cracking or fading
- Distressed, worn-in print finish
Size Chart
Measured in inches with the shirt laid flat. Chest is one side only — double it for the full chest measurement. Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow up to an inch of variance.
How to pick: lay your favorite tee flat, measure it armpit to armpit, and match that number to the chest column. Between sizes, or want a roomier fit? Size up.
Wearing it over a base layer or a certified hi-vis vest? Size up.
Care
Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.
Shipping & Returns
Free shipping on orders over $65. Ships in 3–5 business days, arrives in 5–7. 30-day returns.
For the days your patience already clocked out. Sizes S through 3XL from Reborn XII.