This Is My Antenna - Hi Vis

Reception Is Fine. The Problem Is Elsewhere

A quick-witted hi-vis tee for anyone who has been asked a dumb question three times before 8 a.m. and answered it politely anyway.

Why You'll Wear It

• Gets a laugh from the crew without a word from you
• Punchline lands from across the room
• Confident delivery, never try-hard

Fabric & Fit

• High-visibility safety color built to be seen on a job site
• Short sleeve crew neck with taped neck and shoulders
• Preshrunk cotton-rich jersey that holds up to repeated washing
• Sizes S through 3XL
• Distressed, worn-in print finish

Size Chart

Measured in inches with the shirt laid flat. Chest is one side only — double it for the full chest measurement. Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Allow up to an inch of variance.

How to pick: lay your favorite tee flat, measure it armpit to armpit, and match that number to the chest column. Between sizes, or want a roomier fit? Size up.

Wearing it over a base layer or a certified hi-vis vest? Size up.

Care

Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.

Let the shirt do the talking. Sizes S through 3XL from Reborn XII.