Fucough - Tall

Allergic To The Nonsense

A cough, a punchline, and a very clear boundary. High-visibility color so nobody misses it.

Why You'll Wear It

• Silhouette caught mid-cough with expressive action lines
• Reads FUCOUGH up top, allergic to your BS below
• Solid black type against high-visibility green

Fabric & Fit

• Port & Company Tall Core Cotton Tee, 5.4 oz/yd²
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester in neon safety colors
• Rib knit collar with back neck tape that holds its shape
• Tear-away label, so nothing scratches the back of your neck
• Cut longer in the body and sleeve for height, not just width
• Sizes LT through 3XLT
• Direct-to-film (DTF) printed graphic — durable, slightly raised, and resistant to cracking or fading
• Distressed, worn-in print finish

Sizing: classic tall fit that runs true to size. Built for 6'1" and up — roughly two inches more body length and sleeve than a regular tee at the same chest.

Size Chart

Measured in inches with the shirt laid flat. Chest is one side only, measured an inch below the armhole — double it for the full chest measurement. Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem at the back. Allow up to an inch of variance.

How to pick: use the Fits chest column — measure under your arms around the fullest part of your chest, arms down, tape level.

Care

Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.

Shipping & Returns

Free shipping on orders over $65. Ships in 3–5 business days, arrives in 5–7. 30-day returns.

For the days your patience already clocked out. Sizes LT through 3XLT from Reborn XII.